Facebook is like the sea: wait long enough, and it'll wash something into your lap. Sometimes it's crabs, sometimes it's treasure. Today, Facebook has been good to me. Today Facebook showed me the true face of the British. May I present: 2012 OLYMPICS LOGO LOOKS LIKE LISA SIMPSON GIVING HEAD. Dispute it all you want, these are facts, boy: 150,845 people have judged this ugly picto-monster to be cubist twincest porn. Let's count their sins - oblique copyright infringement, cartoon child porn, cartoon incest child porn. Sorry guys! While the real logo is blocked in pink to hide from the bestial wrath of Matt Groening, elite (and extremely bored) photoshop ninjas have risen to the challenge to color it exactly like the thing they thought it kind of vaguely looked like, but now looks exactly like t, because they photoshopped it. Retroactively, these brave dorks have revealed perfectly banal and inoffensive design to be a sin against god. Ban everything, now.
The London 2012 logo joins a list of similar terrors, such as the 1980 Moscow logo resembling a carefully (and innovatively) groomed snatch, and the Atlanta 1996 banner of Fred Flintstone giving a blumpkin in a truck stop toilet.
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